Bored at Work

[Razz]

I'm really bored at work today. Been super slow.



Can you guys please monitor the network. I'm gonna do some shopping and play some UO.

THANKS, GO TEAM!

P.S. If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to call Watcher. She will be more than happy to field any questions.  

[Watchertoo]

I'll see your three monitors and raise you one ... and sure, I'll watch your network as long as you take over for me one day

[Ian James]

I SOO don't miss that....

[Blind Otto]

You just asked a blind man to watch your network. Oh well... here goes...

*forwards helpdesk phone to local pizza parlour*
*reduces MTUs*
*updates everyone's group policy to enforce Windows 3.1. "Hotdog Stand" colour scheme*
*sets company-wide reply address to "everybody@twitter.com"*
*adjusts everyone's DNS servers to 127.0.0.1*
*positions fat lady's chair on top of incoming data cable to reduce bandwidth*

All done! Next?

[Zardoz of Crete aka Kimi aka Victoria Secret]

Never ask an old soldier to take over. 

[Razz]

You just asked a blind man to watch your network. Oh well... here goes...

*forwards helpdesk phone to local pizza parlour*
*reduces MTUs*
*updates everyone's group policy to enforce Windows 3.1. "Hotdog Stand" colour scheme*
*sets company-wide reply address to "everybody@twitter.com"*
*adjusts everyone's DNS servers to 127.0.0.1*
*positions fat lady's chair on top of incoming data cable to reduce bandwidth*

All done! Next?

I just went around the office and asked everyone their online gaming name. I swear you work here and I'll find you.

[Blind Otto]

I thought you wanted a break from boring work, and there you are, wandering around an office that I'm not in, looking for me.
There's no pleasing some people.

*adds random error messages to log files*
*re-routes backups to CEO's laptop*
*installs frogs on blade servers*

[Razz]

Nice try Otto but I found you! I took this picture during Otto's lunch break. Those look like in the inside of the campus restrooms to me.....



For shame!

[Blind Otto]

No, that's one of the frogs that I installed.
You can tell - frogs have terrible keyboard posture.
Just listen to that typing.
click-it...click-it...click-it...just like a frog.

[Zardoz of Crete aka Kimi aka Victoria Secret]

Nice try Otto but I found you! I took this picture during Otto's lunch break. Those look like in the inside of the campus restrooms to me.....



For shame!

humm why would a Blind Otto need to see campus restrooms when he can't see?  Sounds like a frame up to me!  Razz is the one looking and then framing poor old Otto   For Shame!!!  Bad Razz, *beats Razz with Washinton Post Newpaper* Bad Razz!