SPIDERS!!

Razz · November 21, 2016, 06:07:17 PM

I can pass out Demerits?!?! omg... the... power!1!.......

*passes out*

Zardoz of Crete aka Kimi aka Victoria Secret · November 21, 2016, 11:46:20 PM

Quote from: Razz on November 21, 2016, 06:07:17 PM
I can pass out Demerits?!?! omg... the... power!1!.......

*passes out*

*Puts smelling salt under his nose* I hope he wakes up soon

CharGar · November 22, 2016, 12:38:48 PM

https://www.facebook.com/Joshaoke/videos/1778244202422885/

Razz · November 22, 2016, 05:22:27 PM

*stares in shock*
*eye twitch*

I'm gonna need a bigger book...

Ok off to the store to buy ear plugs *waves*

Blind Otto · November 22, 2016, 06:38:58 PM

Perhaps this will make you feel happier. It's Peter Porker!

Hoffs · November 22, 2016, 08:14:33 PM

Quote from: Blind Otto on November 22, 2016, 06:38:58 PM
Perhaps this will make you feel happier. It's Peter Porker!

*sighs* Whatever demerits Razz decides to give you, I'm trebling.

Blind Otto · November 28, 2016, 11:57:09 AM

Not a fan of the Spectacular Spider-Ham? Hmm... must try harder...

One day, while trying out his new ethy spider, Razz got ninja snake form wrong...

*subtly tries to move from spiders to snakes*

Razz · November 28, 2016, 02:40:40 PM

I actually have Marvel's Spider-Ham #1 comic book form back in the 80's. So I approve of this one type of spider.

Snakes? Pfft not a problem.

Blind Otto · November 29, 2016, 08:55:53 AM

Huzzah! I think one of my kids swiped my copy.
Still, I'll always have Spider-verse...

Moving on from spiders (and pigs), this ghastly creature is a type of King Cricket, known in South Africa as the Parktown Prawn.
They really are horrible, and have a defensive manouver not unlike that of the skunk.
And yes, the brave soul holding this one really is feeding it a carrot.

Blind Otto · December 05, 2016, 08:39:26 AM

Just in case anyone was at a loss for what to get Razz for Christmas...

*imagines anyone trying to run in those*

Ian James · December 06, 2016, 01:03:40 PM

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Razz · December 06, 2016, 02:59:14 PM

What...is...wrong...with you...people.....

*shivers*

Otto I'm going to ask Malloc to Deco your house for Christmas. Better make some steel-toe shoes and a hard hat buddy. Merry Christmas!

Ian James · December 30, 2016, 04:23:42 PM

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Blind Otto · December 31, 2016, 12:44:41 PM

Well, it's nearly THAT time... give or take a dozen hours... so here's a spider even Razz might be able to love.

*crafts small trumpet ready to annoy the neighbours*

Razz · December 31, 2016, 04:34:40 PM

If only they all looked like that.