New King of Giltown

[Troop]

No soup for you! And no purple shoes either!

[Troop]

Geez! Why did you run away? Must have been my awesome purple shoes!

[Enigma]

Who ran away? I handed out a bag of justice in my town. Over and Over and Over. Good thinkin Jesus getting out of there. Not even your tamer could have stopped me. There were many deaths, NONE of them was mine. That is simply my Royal Awesomenessity shining thru. Loki your an angry little man. It will give you heart problems. Troop keep trying buddy someday you might use something other than a really slow mana intense spell like FS.

I am King

Get off my lawn

I am waiting for my Banquet!!!!!!!

P.S. where is this HOUSE nemisis that sir morder talks about?

[Troop]

No banquet for you! You are not the king! If you were, you would not be stelthing around your kingdom. A true king should be riding galantly through his town and talking to his nobel subjects!

NOT THE kING!

[Enigma]

You are mistaken sir I do ride thru my town galantly. You are too busy laying face down on the ground mumbling to the gnomes (which laugh at you btw) to notice me riding by looking for my next subject to say hello to.

Remember..... I AM YOUR KING. Get off my lawn.

Taste the Rainbow

[Troop]

Reports have it that the false king, Coyote Jack, attacked the defensless crafter Edwin at the Gilfane Market today. Due to Edwins quick reflexes, he was able to evade the false king and made it to safety. 

[Enigma]

It has come to my attention that a GOOD King gives something back to his subjects and today I wish to bring to you all the gift of Art. And to this end I have made for you all those GIL i have converted a Wonderful Picture of all your convertions.

[Enigma]

Yes, I the King raided of T map tonight. Not sure anyone has ever done that before on siege so we are gonna go with "we feel proud about that one"... thou we are not sure atm. However this is how it will roleplay out, enjoy.

I took my noble Knights with me to patrol my isle home only to find that once I had kicked you all from my town; you took residence like rats in my other home lands. I was forced to dispatch you all before you could breed there and really ruin the place. My Court Bard seemed to take care of the really LARGE red rats with ease allowing my Wizards and Warriors free access to issue Kingly Purple Nerpals as well as some really nasty Wedgies. I again declared that I was the King of Giltown!!!!!! Get off my Lawn!!!!!!!!! And we went about our merry way singing GLORIOUS songs of MY victory.

And on a seriously serious note this will all end when Gilfane throws me a Banquet fit for a King within the halls of my new town. Until then no matter what you are doing in game..... look behind you.

[Troop]

Ah......No Banquet for you false king! And what is the point of a T-Map raid? Are you new here or something? 

[Troop]

It has come to my attention that a GOOD King gives something back to his subjects and today I wish to bring to you all the gift of Art. And to this end I have made for you all those GIL i have converted a Wonderful Picture of all your convertions.

Edwin the Gilfane crafter says better luck next time. He was able to quickly sew a cloak of invisibility.

[Enigma]

Edwin may have escaped but as you can see many many have not. And common you try and find someone out T hunting on an Island. Have fun jumping all 200 runes to find people.

[Troop]

Explain yourself now! I command you!

[Ian James]

So, Enigma,

Did all your friends quit or something or are you just bored?

[Sir Morder]

I strolled casually thru GIl town and saw nothin. Aw well catch ya soon enough

[Enigma]

Not bored Ian, just dedicated to being the best PK on the shard. It takes serious effort to find a group of people out working T maps.