New King of Giltown

[Troop]

Stylish shoes are of utmost importance for any ruler. 

[Enigma]

You will all be crushed into submission.... with or without shoes on!!!!
You are on my LAWN remove yourselves or you will be TAXed

[Troop]

When is this going to happen? I have been roaming through Gilfane freely for over an hour now. I would be the one that wears the spiffy purple shoes.

[Enigma]

I have gone thru several times myself. I only ever saw Nadia. Not sure what she was up to... seemed suspicious thou. I may have to give her my personal attention.   

[Kael]

I have gone thru several times myself. I only ever saw Nadia. Not sure what she was up to... seemed suspicious thou. I may have to give her my personal attention.   

I sense Enigma has developed a crush...what shall Patty think 

[Troop]

Coyote Jack ran past my house being chased by Sunchicken! Rumor has it that Sunchicken is making an attempt at a coup de taht. Neither were wearing proper footwear. Troop wins again due to his stylish purple shoes! 

[Bea]

No correct footwear, no entry !



Check em all out !

[Enigma]

All i Know about Footwear is I will absolutely not tolerate smelly feet in my lil town.
I am King and you are on my lawn!!!!!!!!

[Bea]

If its your lawn then for pittys sake will you get off that flee encrusted beast you ride and get mowing the grass !

[Enigma]

Bea you should really bless that Comp bow..... or you may have to be extra taxed some day

[Enigma]

Now Loki dont be all butt sore, you did your best man. I am proud that the minions of MY lands come to each others Aid. Next time put down your deco stuff before you come out, die, and call the KING a douche bag. Any lesser man would have taken your crapola. I shall kill all that enter my lands and do not BOW to the new KING OF GILTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bea]

Cheers Jack, dunno what the heck i did last night to unbless it either.  I prob dropped it into a crate with deco stuff that was locked down or summit and forgot to check once i re-equipped it.


Not like me not to have me bow blessed !

[Enigma]

Quite alright Bea, I am a merciful King towards my LOYAL subjects. I am glad to see more of my subjects accepting my Sovereign rule over them. I will be expecting a large banquet in my honor for all to bring me food and shoes!!!

[Bea]

We win !!!   


The man wants shoes !!!

[Enigma]

I swear the people of my new town are like the underwear gnomes. They are planning to take over the whole world.

Step 1: Steal all the Shoes
Step 2: 
Step 3: BIG PROFIT

Odd lil subjects i have in this town.