For Blind Otto on Christmas

[Razz]

I wanted to give Otto a very special present this year for Christmas

With my own hands I went to his place and built a stunning garden for him out back with an ole English hedge maze that spans as far as the eyes can see *cough*.

I then went into his house and created a beautiful bay window so he can look out at his garden whilst having some tea.

He seems to be enjoying it very much. Merry Christmas Buddy!

[Hoffs]

*laughs*

[Blind Otto]

You seem to have forgotten my trusty scribe, Razz.
She informs me reliably that there is no tea.
I am not sure why she was giggling so much while telling me this, though. It must be the paint fumes from the window frame.
Thank ye in any case!

Meanwhile, my pet spider seems to have escaped. You didn't perhaps come across her while working on the garden, did ye?
She is particularly partial to freshly placed works of granite - all those lovely cracks and gaps to nest in, while waiting for her eggs to hatch.
If ye come across her, send her on home?

[Dr Alzheimer]

Who is this handsome guy? Razz? If I were a woman... 

[Razz]

Stock footage off the web. I'm WAY prettier than that.