(Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1

[UncleSham]

last night when i finished my last limo run, i went into a local arbies. it was late and the guys were joking around and laughing so i thought id mess with 'em a little.

i ordered a beef and cheddar to go , paid the guy and said "while you're making that id like to use your restroom". he goes "ok its down there on the right".

i go do my business and wash up . then i walk back to the counter to get my sandwich. when i get there i poke my hands out toward the guy and say (with a totally straight face) "im gonna need you to wash my hands"

he looks at me kinda funny for a couple seconds and says "um ... that's not part of the deal"

still holding my hands up, i said "oh , i dunno . there's a sign back there that clearly says employees must wash hands"

he laughed and kinda threw my sandwich at me  "oh shut up"

[Troop]

Good one.

[Frost]

You need some serious intervention, Borg....    And I thought your Buttheadedness was already at 120?  (or was that your dragon)...

[Tjalle]

Me like.   

[Adrianas]

Me thinks you've been hangin' with Wee Willie a bit too much . . . . 

[Frost]

Me thinks you've been hangin' with Wee Willie a bit too much . . . . 

Ouch!

[UncleSham]

Me thinks you've been hangin' with Wee Willie a bit too much . . . . 

yeah i remember on the way home thinking willie would be proud. i did such a good job keeping a strait face thru the whole thing .

mind you im standing there in my limo suit (full black suit and tie) telling him to wash my hands . (and looking dead serious about it)
the look on the guys face was priceless. he was like omg what do i say to this guy?

then when i mentioned the sign he realized i was joking and he was like dude ....