EXTRA!!EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!! "FALCO BLOWS OUT OF UO LIKE A FART IN THE WIND"

Started by Disco Biscuit, August 11, 2009, 06:33:21 PM

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Disco Biscuit

(read in quick talking 20s newyork radio news man voice) [new] hotel files bankruptcy..stop...falco posts stratics he quits...stop  entire financial mess left to wife sara dale..stop...why is this news and whooo cares...stop. i dont cus the guy went south.... :P but have fun with that...



Troop

At this point, Sara should seek some good counsel from an attorney and file for divorce. Possibly the courts of Brittania will rule heavily in her favor, awarding her the family home, bank account, and all worldly possessions. It is likely that the courts do not favor the likes of a Vampire. If Sara chooses to proceed this way and it fails, she will need to drive a stake into Falco's heart and sprinkle his corpse with garlic.  :P
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