Giant Turkey in the Grave Yards...

[Luka Melehan]

You see the problem is that they think I am crunchy and taste good with ketchup. And that my bloodwood armor is the ketchup!! Any advice? Preferably before I have to raid Kelmo's wallet again for more bloodwood...

[Hoffs]

Giant turkeys? What are they putting in your food at Stonehaven?

[Luka Melehan]

I am actually an Iantown resident now. Maybe I should check the lake for pollutants...

[Lethe Goatsherd]

Methinks tis the steady diet of vampire-bitten mutton that makes th' man hallucinate so!

Might I offer a fresh organic apple?