On behalf of Lord Enigma, I would like to thank all of Gilfane!

[Troop]

You had better be carefull Coyote Jack. The Gnomes are unhappy with your attempt to be a ruler of Gilfane and so is Sunchicken. Sunchicken has been secretly plotting a coup with the Gnomes. I would expect further developments in the next day or two. Untill then, be carefull and don't slip on the poo.

[Troop]

And now the head corn fritter is mucking up my throne with Mr Hanky look alikes.

They are not look alikes. They are the real thing. Now you have once again managed to offend the Gnomes.

[Hettar]

I think it is funny I always refered to this town that you built for me as a little shit town and the people who live there are turds. And now the head corn fritter is mucking up my throne with Mr Hanky look alikes.

How very Haha-ish of you

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he called you the "H" word...

[Troop]

The Gnomes are presently creating some "uh-humpf" handy work for the new Gilfane play toy.

[Troop]

The Underpants Gnomes have asked me to forward this to Coyote Jack.




                                            Statement of Services
                      1) Cleaning of the false kings throne and surrounding areas.
                      2) 
                      3) Collect 5 million gold pieces from Coyote Jack.    PROFIT!!!


                               Make the check payable to: The citizens of Gilfane

                               Payment is expected whithin 72 hours of service.