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Title: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: UncleSham on December 13, 2013, 06:55:12 PM
last night when i finished my last limo run, i went into a local arbies. it was late and the guys were joking around and laughing so i thought id mess with 'em a little.

i ordered a beef and cheddar to go , paid the guy and said "while you're making that id like to use your restroom". he goes "ok its down there on the right".

i go do my business and wash up . then i walk back to the counter to get my sandwich. when i get there i poke my hands out toward the guy and say (with a totally straight face) "im gonna need you to wash my hands"

he looks at me kinda funny for a couple seconds and says "um ... that's not part of the deal"

still holding my hands up, i said "oh , i dunno . there's a sign back there that clearly says employees must wash hands"

he laughed and kinda threw my sandwich at me  "oh shut up" ;D
Title: Re: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: Troop on December 13, 2013, 10:01:37 PM
Good one.
Title: Re: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: Frost on December 13, 2013, 10:10:28 PM
You need some serious intervention, Borg....  ::)  And I thought your Buttheadedness was already at 120?  (or was that your dragon)... :-*
Title: Re: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: Tjalle on December 13, 2013, 10:31:50 PM
Me like.   ;D
Title: Re: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: Adrianas on December 14, 2013, 01:31:30 AM
Me thinks you've been hangin' with Wee Willie a bit too much . . . .  ;)
Title: Re: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: Frost on December 14, 2013, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: Adrianas on December 14, 2013, 01:31:30 AM
Me thinks you've been hangin' with Wee Willie a bit too much . . . .  ;)

Ouch!
Title: Re: (Off Topic) your buttheadedness has gone up .1
Post by: UncleSham on December 14, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
Quote from: Adrianas on December 14, 2013, 01:31:30 AM
Me thinks you've been hangin' with Wee Willie a bit too much . . . .  ;)

yeah i remember on the way home thinking willie would be proud. i did such a good job keeping a strait face thru the whole thing .

mind you im standing there in my limo suit (full black suit and tie) telling him to wash my hands . (and looking dead serious about it)
the look on the guys face was priceless. he was like omg what do i say to this guy?

then when i mentioned the sign he realized i was joking and he was like dude ....