For such a wonderful monument, m'lord will be quite pleased with it.
You folk can't handle a sword but by god you are quite handy with a hammer, that was really fast!
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Oh you Sir are a bugger lmao
This is a GLORIOUS day for the subjects of GILTOWN. Now that I sit atop my throne in my town I can reflect on the wonderful hugs my subjects send my way.
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But I still wait for my BANQUET WITH FOOD AND SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oi Clear off, yer makin my place look untidy
I need access! There is something I wish to deposit upon the throne.
No access is required, its public
I took care of it. Check the other thread. And watch where you step. ;D
Hrmm....seems strangely appropriate as I think I remember that being the former site of the Gilfane Public Toilets? Fitting that the nimrod king would choose to place his throne there.
Ah well!
*shrugs*
There is a horrible smell from that area! :o
Nice. Seems like the perfect place to let my pets take care of their business from now on.
No more need to send them out in the bushes...
Quote from: tjalle on February 10, 2009, 01:31:40 AM
Nice. Seems like the perfect place to let my pets take care of their business from now on.
No more need to send them out in the bushes...
Just keep it on the other side of the road! Some of us have the unfortunate luck to have houses on the other side of the street!
*wrinkles nose*
I am doing my best to cleanse it with fire. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! 8)
OOOOOOOO! A new toy! Look! :o
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I think it is funny I always refered to this town that you built for me as a little shit town and the people who live there are turds. And now the head corn fritter is mucking up my throne with Mr Hanky look alikes.
Quote from: Enigma on February 10, 2009, 01:26:39 PM
I think it is funny I always refered to this town that you built for me as a little shit town and the people who live there are turds. And now the head corn fritter is mucking up my throne with Mr Hanky look alikes.
How very Haha-ish of you :)
You had better be carefull Coyote Jack. The Gnomes are unhappy with your attempt to be a ruler of Gilfane and so is Sunchicken. Sunchicken has been secretly plotting a coup with the Gnomes. I would expect further developments in the next day or two. Untill then, be carefull and don't slip on the poo.
Quote from: Enigma on February 10, 2009, 01:26:39 PM
And now the head corn fritter is mucking up my throne with Mr Hanky look alikes.
They are not look alikes. They are the real thing. Now you have once again managed to offend the Gnomes.
Quote from: Vortex on February 10, 2009, 02:22:49 PM
Quote from: Enigma on February 10, 2009, 01:26:39 PM
I think it is funny I always refered to this town that you built for me as a little shit town and the people who live there are turds. And now the head corn fritter is mucking up my throne with Mr Hanky look alikes.
How very Haha-ish of you :)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he called you the "H" word...
The Gnomes are presently creating some "uh-humpf" handy work for the new Gilfane play toy.
The Underpants Gnomes have asked me to forward this to Coyote Jack.
Statement of Services
1) Cleaning of the false kings throne and surrounding areas.
2) ???
3) Collect 5 million gold pieces from Coyote Jack. PROFIT!!!
Make the check payable to: The citizens of Gilfane
Payment is expected whithin 72 hours of service.