You see the problem is that they think I am crunchy and taste good with ketchup. And that my bloodwood armor is the ketchup!! Any advice? Preferably before I have to raid Kelmo's wallet again for more bloodwood...
Giant turkeys? What are they putting in your food at Stonehaven?
I am actually an Iantown resident now. Maybe I should check the lake for pollutants...
Methinks tis the steady diet of vampire-bitten mutton that makes th' man hallucinate so!
Might I offer a fresh organic apple?